It’s probably criminal
I have not had computer access for ages
My public needs me
and they care not a jot!
Number 1 has broken the desktop
and my paws struggle on laptops
My extended accelerator nails are just
a nightmare!
I don’t know how he broke it
but “we” suspect he was downloading some fancy
64 bit software
and it all got the better of him
He’s very grey you know.
Anyway I am back
breaking through the technical barriers to
delight you
my public
Before I do delight you
I must advise
the buggers have deserted me
Gone to Seville for the world tapas eating championship
More later
just going to snaffle a pigs ear
to cheer myself
up.