Wanted


Self made image of Eastern Cottontail

Image via Wikipedia

Now don’t get me wrong my human pack is OK but sometimes at night it can be a little lonely, if you get me drift so a park pall suggested I should advertise for a “companion”.

So far the key features are:

  • attractive smooth bitch 2- 4 years old for good times with a strikingly handsome dark haired male – cruelly snipped in his prime!
  • hair colour – any
  • figure – slender and fast
  • hobbies – chasing squirrels and rabbits, sniffing bushes and trees, jumping into ponds and rivers, having fun in the long grass and laying on back with legs in the air.

Have I missed anything crucial? Should I leave out the snipped bit?

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