In the woods there are some wet muddy bits – I can’t resist a quick plunge into the deepest dirtiest bits.
Slight downside – ‘they’ get sniffy about how bad I smell- what a cheek.
1 got so sniffy he took me and hosed me before I got my tea. Cold water as well – what does that do to a chap’s dignity. Good job I was really really hungry or there would have been some serious words.
ps I’ll do it again next time!