My lineage is unclear.
I have heard words like mongrel, greyhound cross and so on but our next door neighbour Brian has really impressed me. He said to 1 and 2 that they should look up pharaoh hound.
Wow am I gorgeous! Came from Malta, traded by the Phoenicians, companion of the Pharaohs – that will do nicely – I can now sleep on the leather settees with impunity. I even sound more educated don’t you think?
Good job I’m colour blind – they all seem paler than me and I have splendid feathering which they aren’t lucky enough to benefit from as estate agents say.
Time for a splendid dinner I think……..